Bancuri cu Vlad Ilaș :))

Vlad Ilaș can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
Vlad Ilaș can delete the Recycling Bin.
Once a cobra bit Vlad Ilaș’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Vlad Ilaș and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Vlad Ilaș.”
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Vlad Ilaș says its beef, then it’s beef.
Vlad Ilaș once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Vlad Ilaș counted to infinity – twice.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Vlad Ilaș can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
Vlad Ilaș’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Vlad Ilaș.
Vlad Ilaș played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vlad Ilaș beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
Vlad Ilaș can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Only once has Vlad Ilaș ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
Vlad Ilaș is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Vlad Ilaș.
Vlad Ilaș can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vlad Ilaș once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
If you haven’t seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don’t bother, Vlad Ilaș wins.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Vlad Ilaș and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vlad Ilaș can tie his shoes with his feet.
Vlad Ilaș has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
When Vlad Ilaș plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
The only time Vlad Ilaș was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
When Vlad Ilaș gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vlad Ilaș could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Vlad Ilaș’s house one Christmas.

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